{"product_id":"existential-crisis-club","title":"Existential Crisis Club","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis relaxed-fit tee is the one you'll keep reaching for. It's made on Comfort Colors 1717 — garment-dyed so it shows up already soft, already broken-in, like it's been through some things with you. The pigment-dyed cotton wears in, never out, holding its washed, lived-in feel wash after wash instead of going thin and sad after a month.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLightweight-but-substantial, with a relaxed, easy fit that's the obvious grab on the days you have zero energy to think about an outfit but still want to feel put-together. Wear it on its own for a low-key coffee-shop morning, or layer it under your favorite cardigan for the evenings when thoughts run long. Soft on the outside, holds up where it counts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe good stuff\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 — 100% ring-spun US cotton, garment-dyed for that washed, lived-in softness\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with a relaxed, pre-shrunk fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable double-needle stitching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular construction (no side seams) for a clean drape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable S–3XL in a range of muted, earthy colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare (a.k.a. treat it kindly)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F) — like your feelings, handle with care\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo bleach. We don't do harsh here.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIron, steam, or dry on low heat — never directly over the print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":54096320987500,"sku":"29760913328031065085","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":54096321020268,"sku":"27782830223293668327","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":54096321053036,"sku":"14658437742531020585","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ S","offer_id":54096321085804,"sku":"24885420352446321028","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ S","offer_id":54096321118572,"sku":"11567391702272926955","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ S","offer_id":54096321151340,"sku":"28791887264494563047","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ S","offer_id":54096321184108,"sku":"72225564155369968690","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ S","offer_id":54096321216876,"sku":"31170273862580214395","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ S","offer_id":54096321249644,"sku":"58191162590522554693","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yam \/ S","offer_id":54096321282412,"sku":"15009655473447770230","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ S","offer_id":54096321315180,"sku":"16147747040177577566","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":54096321347948,"sku":"31520344179280646448","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":54096321380716,"sku":"99178484656110169068","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":54096321413484,"sku":"15756716278352310504","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ M","offer_id":54096321446252,"sku":"33663160171576735412","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ M","offer_id":54096321479020,"sku":"24874932577499772482","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ M","offer_id":54096321511788,"sku":"15652875143047907677","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ M","offer_id":54096321544556,"sku":"97296048256384718785","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ M","offer_id":54096321577324,"sku":"29978483060948839910","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ M","offer_id":54096321610092,"sku":"16028063183932875758","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yam \/ M","offer_id":54096321642860,"sku":"29111536512157204435","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ M","offer_id":54096321675628,"sku":"31009185880834418907","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":54096321708396,"sku":"70402555779774978632","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":54096321741164,"sku":"35102433277150648163","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":54096321773932,"sku":"21010651669804649705","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ L","offer_id":54096321806700,"sku":"33490265641091194008","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ L","offer_id":54096321839468,"sku":"17901204822182013736","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ L","offer_id":54096321872236,"sku":"24077785171203756220","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ L","offer_id":54096321905004,"sku":"33147646206436552009","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ L","offer_id":54096321937772,"sku":"16464759385139164584","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ L","offer_id":54096321970540,"sku":"30433798234944962320","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yam \/ L","offer_id":54096322003308,"sku":"69506473870844652739","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ L","offer_id":54096322036076,"sku":"16405932638651467369","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":54096322068844,"sku":"29877861291030050199","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":54096322101612,"sku":"72091160673700465262","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":54096322134380,"sku":"72544439801395152994","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ XL","offer_id":54096322167148,"sku":"24606570563787846677","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ XL","offer_id":54096322199916,"sku":"17411782310371489449","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ XL","offer_id":54096322232684,"sku":"28912261964962193141","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ XL","offer_id":54096322265452,"sku":"21307718796891201257","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ XL","offer_id":54096322298220,"sku":"18035998515416635959","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ XL","offer_id":54096322330988,"sku":"75465315536984418905","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yam \/ XL","offer_id":54096322363756,"sku":"11620588239501947613","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ XL","offer_id":54096322396524,"sku":"53971415802907619862","price":36.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":54096322429292,"sku":"51010516673743120842","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":54096322462060,"sku":"22737469273670767913","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":54096322494828,"sku":"29679503724676808326","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 2XL","offer_id":54096322527596,"sku":"24983172036111075283","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 2XL","offer_id":54096322560364,"sku":"19346162685322909108","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 2XL","offer_id":54096322593132,"sku":"11304931832127597992","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 2XL","offer_id":54096322625900,"sku":"75271775253786901093","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 2XL","offer_id":54096322658668,"sku":"13658817928222573837","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 2XL","offer_id":54096322691436,"sku":"11160816934570549213","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yam \/ 2XL","offer_id":54096322724204,"sku":"28106655134237324911","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 2XL","offer_id":54096322756972,"sku":"42847423137969359810","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Bay \/ 3XL","offer_id":54096322789740,"sku":"28441803070141862678","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Berry \/ 3XL","offer_id":54096322822508,"sku":"26226899292969922709","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":54096322855276,"sku":"14389866485391342428","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Blue Jean \/ 3XL","offer_id":54096322888044,"sku":"33648913046028510464","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ivory \/ 3XL","offer_id":54096322920812,"sku":"45290296866396415636","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Moss \/ 3XL","offer_id":54096322953580,"sku":"16332707390267371720","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":54096322986348,"sku":"85353408437707032133","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pepper \/ 3XL","offer_id":54096323019116,"sku":"93480402958765225016","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":54096323051884,"sku":"24401682087260190390","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Yam \/ 3XL","offer_id":54096323084652,"sku":"25356082657477971599","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Espresso \/ 3XL","offer_id":54096323117420,"sku":"13245411768014455101","price":38.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0981\/8321\/7516\/files\/existential-crisis-club-moss-wood-props-props-163bb27e-318b-44e5-8379-6a2715ba1c6c.webp?v=1786158077","url":"https:\/\/arealsoftie.com\/products\/existential-crisis-club","provider":"A Real Softie","version":"1.0","type":"link"}